Category: Let's talk
Lol, well the other day, Cam and I were talking on zbp!! We were talking about embarrasing incidents that happened to us. And, somehow the subject of shit came up!! I was just wondering if anyone has ever had an embarrasing shit story that they would love to share!! Come on, don't be shy!! Share! lol I will wait till a couple posts, then I will share mine! lol
Kia, Kia, Kia, o Kia...
i think we'd all really like it if you started us off. Come on, give us your stories, from what you've already told me, you've got a number to choose from...
embarrassing shit story? fucken lmfao, really can't say i've had one, LMAOOO
but let's hear it kia
Let's see, who will be the first little piggy to start this off?
i have one, but will post only after we hear kia's...
This sounds like fun.
damn, you all are chickens! lol lol! fine, I guess I will share mine, since you all are too scared to start us off! lol, hmmm...let's see, which one should I choose from, since according to cam, I have a lot! lol
Well, when I was about eight years old, my two older sisters had to share a room, and, share a bed! It was a queen size bed so it fit us three! I had to sleep in the middle since I was younger than both of them, so I was stuck between them two! I remember that it was around two or three in the morning and I had to go to the bathroom! I had to shit really bad! I didn't want to get out of bed because that would have meant that I had to climb over one of my sisters! Well, I couldn't hold it in anymore, so I went! Well, I got out of bed and...well...it just happened!
The next morning, everyone woke up! I woke up hearing my mom screaming, "Who shitted on the floor?" Well, somehow they found out that it was me! lol, Apparently I had left a trail of liquid shit leading to the bathroom! lol lol lol! I guess you could say that I had a pretty shitty day! lol no pun intended! lol lol
Anyways...that's my pretty disgusting shit story! so share yours! don't be afraid! lol
Hahahahahahahahahahahah, nice one. Lol.
Y'all are chickens! Ok, here's mine. I was ten and in the fifth grade. I ate a quarter-pounder from Mc-donald's the day before my "shitty event" so I'm not sure if that's what caused it, but, here goes. I woke up feeling like I had to take a shit really bad, so I ran to the bathroom, and as I sit down, all this shit comes flowing out of me. It was awful. Well, I didn't wanna tell anyone, so I just went ahead and went to school. I was sitting in class, and after morning recess, I had to go again, so I ran in to the Girls' bathroom, leaking a bit in the process. I went again, then after lunch I had to go again, so,again I go, leaking ever more. At lunch recess, a mean boy comes up to me and starts laughing. "You went dookey in your pants! Hey, you guys, that blind girl went dookey in her pants! She must be retarded if she can't go poop in the toilet. She should've had someone change her diaper!" Yeah, really embarrassing, and it made me cry.
roflmao, i love you kia.
and this last one is funny in a way but kind of sad in another, because they took it as if the fact that she shit herself depended from her being blind, so pretty sad but anyway, here's mine and i wasn't 8, or 10, but i think it wasn't less than 2 years ago or maybe 3, so i was already well grown and attention all, this is a group shit story!
so my mother and i went to spend a weekend with the most awesome woman in this world at her parents house, place and people i love to bits for many reasons, anyway our friend's mother has the habit to make us eat like pigs, and so after a fully satisfying lunch me, my dog my mother and our friend went for a good happy walk in the woods but almost at the same time, all 3 of us seriously needed to shit. and we wanted to hold it until we got home but after all that we ate it got too much, and we found a um, hidden place in the woods and while all three of us were doing our things, my mother goes, someone's coming. i thought she was joking and laughed, my friend didn't even hear and then my mother goes again, is it one or two people coming? and well she was damn serious but what could we do, we finished doing what we were doing and went away, and when we passed by this couple the woman said it's alright, don't worry. lmaooo we still die laughing when we think of, as we call it, the group shit in the woods.
hmm and if there was a vomit board too, i'd have a good one about that too. maybe i should create it lol or i could leave the job to kia since she seems to be good at this?
lifts the toilet bowl in a salute to her partner in normalism. talking about shitty stories that's quite appropriate, too.
I was about 10 and we were traveling to a wrestling ternament. We had already stopped, and they said no more stopping. Well I had the shits bad and was scared to say anything so I held it as long as I could then woosh out it came. of course for a while I didn't say anything and everyone was wondering where the hell the smell was coming from. So I had to finally go to the front of the bus and tell. Damn my friends were mean! hahahaha! pretty crappy of them if you ask me!
...wow...
hahah, lol love you lorrie! group shitting? lol, fucking awsome! lol, no no no, lorrie, how about you be the one to start the vomit board! lol, I like to stick to the shitty stories myself! lol!
come on guys!! don't be afraid to share! lol lol
Well since Kia twisted my arm to write this, LOL…
I was about 10 or so. My Mother and one of her friends were taking me to my Dad’s for summer vacation. We were traveling in a small pick up truck, so I was lying in the bed of the truck in a sleeping bag, sleeping. I hadn’t been feeling well for a few days before hand, but my mom wanted to get me to my dad’s place quickly. Well we stopped at a gas station, where I jumped out because I had to piss. Well when I got to the bathroom, I found out I shit myself when I was sleeping, and it was a nice runny shit too. I had to go out and tell my Mother this too. Ah I felt so awful having to tell my own mother this. I was in a small gas station with shitty shorts, my stomach felt like hell, and now having to tell my mother I shit myself. Well I ended up leaving a pair of underwear behind with my shorts, which the shorts were ugly ones so no big loss. Cleaning up in a gas station bathroom is no picnic neither. I didn’t live that down for a few years afterwards. My parents were just loving ones, LOL, what a great way to treat a kid.
oh, my, god, bill! hahahahahah, lol, no, I didn't twist his arm, guys! lol, he did it out of his own initiative! come on, I would never do that to anyone! lol, bill love the story! lol!
lmaoooo wow, i could honestly say i don't have a shit story, but omg i have some crazy pissing stories lmao and vomitting stories lol, but wow guys
come on janelle start the vomit board lmaooo i am to chicken to start it lol. and i am the only one to have an adult shit story you were all kids. um adult shit story that sounds kind of wrong lmao
lmao it does lori.
Hmm, this is an annonymous friend's shitting story, since I can't remember any good ones...
My friend was randomly recording noises when he was about five, and he tried to record himself taking a shit. Well, he got a bit too close to the recorder and... well... shit on the recorder. So he walks out to where his mom and his aunt are with his hands full of shit and shitty recorder and they look at each other like... "Which one are you gonna get?" lmao
lmaooo iyana!
you sure it wasn't you, lol
lol lorrie! come janelle! don't be afraid to start it! lol!
Um... no, that one ain't me. I've done stupid shit and funny shit but not that lmao, no pun intended...
Okay another one.
I was fishing with friends and I farted, well I thought I shit myself. So I asked my friends if one of them could take me into the woods so I could I could check. Well was in the woods and my friend said don't turn in any direction, or you will be seen. Well I was lucky I actually didn't shit but I heard these loud peals of laughter from many people. well I came out of the woods and asked what happened. Well I must have turned, cause there was this white ass, clearly sticking out from the woods for everyone to see. and everyone saw my ass.